Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Farmville is her only friend.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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