We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Everyone says I win the strip club
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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