You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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