I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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