super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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