You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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