whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
you made out with another girl for some wings
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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