He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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