I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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