I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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