i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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