Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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