The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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