no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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