Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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