He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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