if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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