I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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