Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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