There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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