Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
