Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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