The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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