doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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