Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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