Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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