He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Panties = found
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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