Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm having to shit out rocks
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