she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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