So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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