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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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