David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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