he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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