After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
