you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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