guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
