Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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