I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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