My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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