I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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