Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
