I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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