yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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