I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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