Christians are straight up FREAKS
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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