I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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