white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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