2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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