If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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