I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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